I love the trails here. I don’t know their names, so I’ve been calling them things like:

• Trail-From-Back-Of-Artisan-To-I4-You-Know-The-Swampy-One
• That-Path-With-The-Hyperaggressive-Squirrels
• Dead-End-Trail-Sorta-Behind-Sienna
• Pondview-To-New-Church
• … etc …

I tried to look up the names, even going as far as emailing the Parks & Rec people, but according to them the paths don’t even have names. Seems odd, right? There must be some sort of master plan that has names or numbers on it. How did the construction folks know which path they were building each day? They must’ve called them something.

So before I start self-naming the trails after friends or beers or ski resorts, what do you call them?